Make it a Blockbuster night

A Saturday night comprised of Viggo Mortenson's Eastern Promises and left over Boston Pizza may end in the above and/or below.

S: You can have the hearts.

J: No, I want the afghan. It's lighter.

S: Fine, I'll have the hearts. I like the hearts.

J: We could just share the afghan.

S: No. I don't like sharing.

J: But we'll have to share when we spoon.

S: Okay, but you have to come under the hearts then.

J: Is this...a conversation?